Locate and Love

*walks into back room of Conspire* "So did you make all of this?" "Yeah.  Well, my little sister helps sometimes, but I thi...

Only took about 2.5 hours...Most ridiculous pain that ever has befallen a man. By the way, it's a full skank flank (rib panel).  Armpi...

In case I have not already explained this very important aspect of my worldview, let me do this now.  I have most likely already said this, ...

I'll spare you most of the details, because they are way more funny in person. Night ended with her literally rubbing her boob saying ...

I found recently that I was avoiding writing about Lemon.  I'm avoiding it because it feels like a trap.  It feels like I will think abo...

From Kahlil Gibrain’s “The Prophet” And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship. And he answered, saying: Your friend is your needs answ...

I had forgotten that Match will keep renewing your membership as long as you don't cancel. I'd recently signed up (and paid) so tha...

Erin Julee Ashlee and now introducing...Leslie! Congratulations Leslie! UPDATE: I feel bad that I forgot to mention Terra, but Terra has def...

I'm now openly asking someone to direct me to either pursue or NOT pursue Ms. Julee once again. Give me what you got.

Did I just have a sexy dream about Julee?