Locate and Love

Ashley as Lady Gaga. Me as Snowman Sarah Palin.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223001/Great-White-Shark-bitten-nearly-half-BIGGER-monster.html Aren't you excited that a sha...

The worst thing of us all is that we refuse to believe that we are only biology.  Granted, our current definition and concept of biology may...

Today was different.  In a physical way, it was different because I began using NOX as well as Creatine.  It was different in a preparedness...

Let's skip the stage setting. The plan was for me to bring the wine, and Lemon would supply the seating and TV.  I grabbed a bottle an...

*walks into back room of Conspire* "So did you make all of this?" "Yeah.  Well, my little sister helps sometimes, but I thi...

Only took about 2.5 hours...Most ridiculous pain that ever has befallen a man. By the way, it's a full skank flank (rib panel).  Armpi...

In case I have not already explained this very important aspect of my worldview, let me do this now.  I have most likely already said this, ...

I'll spare you most of the details, because they are way more funny in person. Night ended with her literally rubbing her boob saying ...

I found recently that I was avoiding writing about Lemon.  I'm avoiding it because it feels like a trap.  It feels like I will think abo...