So on Wednesday I'm supposed to be going to dinner with Secret Lover, Appletini, and Bre right? Remember? Awesome. Okay, so they had suggested I ask Duffy to go, and I figured "Eh, why not?" so I called her just now:
Me: Hellooooooooooooo
Her: Hi (or something)
M: blah blah blah blah blah
H: bob loblaw lobs law bomb
>3 minutes later<
M: So what are you doing on Wednesday...are you working?
H: Wednesday, um, no. Or, well, I work in the morning
M: Oh, do you want to be my date that night?
H: Sure. Or, well, perhaps, my cousin has something that we're supposed to go to, but I don't really know.
*Okay, so she said sure immediately to my very open ended question of "want to be my date?" I'd just like to present that as evidence that she IS indeed interested, right?*
M: Oh, ok. Well, here's the deal: My two friends and I decided to take our other friend to Cheesecake Factory as a graduation gift. Long story short, it became this whole big thing, and now Appletini and Bre are bringing their fiancees and Secret Lover is bringing her boyfriend, so now I need a date.
H: Oh yeah, ok, well, I'll find out about my cousin's thing and let you know.
M: Okay, cool, I'll let you go walk your dog then I guess.
H: Byeeee
M: Byeeee
Thoughts? That sounds more receptive to me, but what do you (two) think?
"Hope springs eternal in the human breast"
-Alexander Pope,
An Essay on Man, Epistle I
(this quote is funny because duffy has big'uns that are hopeful)
Sounds like the cousin is an excuse to potentially get out of it. She'll go with you if she has nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteI am, again, very negative, though. So maybe she's in love with you or something
And why are you offering nicknames to protect people that I don't care about? Why don't I get a nickname to protect my fuckin' identity?
ReplyDeleteYoung Jeezy de la Nazareezy please.
cuz ain't no one care 'bout your fuckin' briandennehy
ReplyDeletePS
ReplyDeleteWhy you such a hater?