Girl Picture Reference: Lemon

Lemon = Dita Von Teese + Brown Snow White

Girl Picture Reference: Roadrunner

For your viewing convenience, I will try to post some pics of celebs that the girls commonly referenced here sort of resemble.

Roadrunner = Vanessa Hudgens + Lilo

Snacks on Snacks

Hung out with Lemon last night (Girl #2).

I arrived at her place last night around about 8:30pm. We were planning on seeing The Hangover at 9:10. When I arrived, I could hear Lemon and her roommate playing Rockband, and we ended up playing a few games before we left. Fun times playing with people who are still mystified by the difficulty of the game on Easy.

Watched the movie. Funny, just like the first time, although the theatre was actually rather packed this time, and that sort of made it more funny? Maybe? Who knows.

We go back to her apartment then to have a beer or three and some conversation. Before anyone really noticed one way or the other, it was 3:00am. Conversational topics changed quickly, but retained a general subject: relationships. We talked for a long time about my current situation. And hers. She hasn't really met anyone. I'm fairly positive that she has no interest in myself, which is really too bad, because she is very beautiful and intelligent. We get along very well, and we seem to be very comfortable around each other.

When I first met her, I guessed that she had some Native blood in her veins. She denies this, and says that her background is Italian and Mexican, I think. Oo, I just had an idea. I'm going to finish this post later.

Current favorite website

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

I told Girl #2 that we'd end up on this site.

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend:

He's dating Girl #3, who he likes, but doesn't love. She is a great girlfriend to him, even though he's sort of lame. She would probably drop the L bomb if she thought it were safe, but we think she's aware of the discrepancy in their feelings. She'll do anything to make him happy.

My friend is insanely intrigued by Girl #2. They seem to be just perfect together. They were ending each other's sentences before they had been introduced. Literally. She's a little more of a partier than he is, and he doesn't fit her expectations, but he's pretty sure that they'd be a great couple if he had the ability to pursue her.

Girl #1 is the girl, maybe. Long time friends. She is impossible to deal with, and insanely irrational almost all the time. However, to quote Rilo Kiley kind of, when she's on, she's really fucking on. She'd probably be the end all, so to speak. My friend is fairly certain that she's just hanging out waiting for him, kind of like he had been doing with her for so long.

Girl #4 through 13: random repeat sightings that pique my friends' interest. Not enough information to gather a proper opinion.

Girls #14 through 3.5 billion or whatever: my friend more or less just wants to sleep with these girls

Who does he choose?

4 chords, 36 songs

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Hey Leslie, let's go to St. Maarten's

Insofar as crushed dreams are concerned.

Dolphins

Detachment

I feel like I rarely get sideswiped. I am almost never overwhelmed. I don't know if this is a strength or a weakness, though. I mean, to people who are thrust into massive depressions when someone does even the most minutely offensive thing to them, this sounds like a great situation, I'm sure. Living in a steady state isn't as comforting as it sounds.

When something comes along that should cause me to be slammed, I step back and examine it as an outsider. This gives me unusual clarity and a pretty good handle on the situation, but I lose some of the depth of emotion that others remember so vividly. The weird thing is that I can usually identify how I otherwise SHOULD feel, and to what degree; I just sort of auto-suppress the majority of it. I don't look back and remember the pain or the anguish, but rather the lesson learned. Sometimes I learn something from the intended emotions. Sometimes I learn something from the sudden change of circumstance that I didn't really see coming.

Someone whom I know to be awesome and who I think will factor into the completion of the puzzle someday throws me off kilter. I was recently confused anyways. A long-term friend exhibits behavior that hints at something more. The possibility makes my tongue hurt. Why my tongue? Who knows. The first girl asks me what I think about her beginning to date a friend of hers. Too many circumstances preventing she and I right now, although I know she'll be important for a long time. I already said that. She sort of half asks, half furrows her brow in worry. Can you split between those two things? She texted. She asks and I tell her that I'm totally okay with it, because he is a good dude, and he'll look after her, which she sort of needs more than she'd like to admit. I mean, based on her history, she wouldn't appear to need ANYONE'S help, but I know better. She needs me, and I will need her more and more. She asked what I thought about her recent decision. I said it was cool. I said that I was surprised by the sudden change in her status in my life, and that I had to reconsider her future possible placement. I mean, does this ex out the possibility of her being my future love? Does the sudden maybe change of the long-term friend really mean that I've always sort of wanted it to mean? If it does, then I have to rethink Peace Corps, and Med School, and Everything.

None of this really affects me. It puts me into the same state of mind that I get into when trying to figure out the answer to a tough problem. A math problem, or a larger more conceptual problem. More abstract, more conceptual...conceptual. Conceptum "draft, abstract"...I don't know, the point is that everything hits me like a piece of a large puzzle that is itself a piece in an even larger puzzle. I have to figure out certain other peoples' lives so that I can figure out how they will fit into mine.