Girl Picture Reference: Ashlee

Ashlee = Bratz Cloe + Christina Aguilera + (Lady Gaga X 3) + Christina Ricci

Girl Picture Reference: Erin

Erin = Claire Forlani + Jane from Tarzan

Girl Picture Reference: Lemon

Lemon = Dita Von Teese + Brown Snow White

Girl Picture Reference: Roadrunner

For your viewing convenience, I will try to post some pics of celebs that the girls commonly referenced here sort of resemble.

Roadrunner = Vanessa Hudgens + Lilo

Snacks on Snacks

Hung out with Lemon last night (Girl #2).

I arrived at her place last night around about 8:30pm. We were planning on seeing The Hangover at 9:10. When I arrived, I could hear Lemon and her roommate playing Rockband, and we ended up playing a few games before we left. Fun times playing with people who are still mystified by the difficulty of the game on Easy.

Watched the movie. Funny, just like the first time, although the theatre was actually rather packed this time, and that sort of made it more funny? Maybe? Who knows.

We go back to her apartment then to have a beer or three and some conversation. Before anyone really noticed one way or the other, it was 3:00am. Conversational topics changed quickly, but retained a general subject: relationships. We talked for a long time about my current situation. And hers. She hasn't really met anyone. I'm fairly positive that she has no interest in myself, which is really too bad, because she is very beautiful and intelligent. We get along very well, and we seem to be very comfortable around each other.

When I first met her, I guessed that she had some Native blood in her veins. She denies this, and says that her background is Italian and Mexican, I think. Oo, I just had an idea. I'm going to finish this post later.

Current favorite website

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

I told Girl #2 that we'd end up on this site.

So I've got this friend

So I've got this friend:

He's dating Girl #3, who he likes, but doesn't love. She is a great girlfriend to him, even though he's sort of lame. She would probably drop the L bomb if she thought it were safe, but we think she's aware of the discrepancy in their feelings. She'll do anything to make him happy.

My friend is insanely intrigued by Girl #2. They seem to be just perfect together. They were ending each other's sentences before they had been introduced. Literally. She's a little more of a partier than he is, and he doesn't fit her expectations, but he's pretty sure that they'd be a great couple if he had the ability to pursue her.

Girl #1 is the girl, maybe. Long time friends. She is impossible to deal with, and insanely irrational almost all the time. However, to quote Rilo Kiley kind of, when she's on, she's really fucking on. She'd probably be the end all, so to speak. My friend is fairly certain that she's just hanging out waiting for him, kind of like he had been doing with her for so long.

Girl #4 through 13: random repeat sightings that pique my friends' interest. Not enough information to gather a proper opinion.

Girls #14 through 3.5 billion or whatever: my friend more or less just wants to sleep with these girls

Who does he choose?

4 chords, 36 songs

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Hey Leslie, let's go to St. Maarten's

Insofar as crushed dreams are concerned.