Bottom up:
Feet: Just SLIGHTLY larger than average, though not overly bone-filled or lean or sharp.
Calves: Larger than average, though not like fatty at all. I like a little muscle here.
Knees: No sagging.
Quads: Muscular shape, but no separation due to leanness.
Hamstrings: Muscle. Hook. It. Up. One of my favorite places. A nice curve. Mmm, tasty.
Butt: Thick due to muscular foundation, not fat. Cellulite not welcome here.
Waist: Smaller the better.
Stomach: I like to know that there is a six pack hiding under there, but I don't necessarily want to see it all the time. Just the side lines, and the oblique definition (another one of my favorite areas).
Boobs: Traditionally I pursue girls who are flat in the name of athleticism. I am not much of a breast man type (I prefer legs), but my ideal chick is otherwise athletic and lean with C cups. I don't like them too big. Although, Duffy might be edging up on some Ds. Side boob is one of the hottest things ever.
Arms: Um, what the fuck ever, so long as they aren't all flabby or trackmarked.
Here is a graphical representation of what I just described (my perfect female's body):
okay, so since it's apparently not obvious, this specimen is Jessica Biel
Friday, November 30, 2007
My type's phenotype
Posted by sockrocker at 11/30/2007 08:29:00 PM
Labels: Amber, Ashlee, Aspirations, Conspiracies, Danette, Duffy, Eating Disorders, Erica, Erin, ex-girlfriends, Gay Issues, Julee, Lauren, Leslie, Marissa, Michelle, Weight Issues, Who I is
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*extracts bones from foot*
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