Duffy IV

So Duffy is coming over in a little while for sexy movie night. It probably won't be very sexy really, mostly just movie night. So here is my to do list, in a particular order:

1) Take shower with new showerhead
2) Clip face
3) Cut ball/ass/penile shaft hair
4) Clip toe nails
5) Light smell good candles
6) Clean room
7) Plug in computer/see if it works now
8) Check ball/ass/penile shaft hair again to make sure I didn't leave just like one long scraggly ass straggler
9) Take out bathroom trash/clean bathroom
10) Put clothes away
11) Clean toilet
12) Blow out smell good candles
13) Install new batteries in COKS!
14) Apply smell goods to body
15) Get groove on
16) Make sure dvd player works
17) Call Ashlee in middle of blowie/backrub
18) Go back in time and make pizza and popcorn for dinner
19) Oh, also go back in time and buy something for us to drink

High fives!

"Don’t you know how sweet and wonderful life can be, ooh ooh
I’m askin’ you baby to get it on with me, ooh ooh ooh
I ain’t goin’ to worry, I ain’t goin’ to push, won’t push you baby
So come on come on come on come on come on baby
Stop beatin’ round the bush, hey"

Let's Get It On, by like Marvin Gaye I think