Granola V

Okay, so I had sort of already stepped out of interest in Granola, since she told me that she just wanted to be friends. I was only slightly disappointed, though, since I found her only mildly attractive (if she didn't have bangs, she'd be like ten times better), and moderately interesting. I guess I didn't feel like I was losing out on much, but I was of course slightly offended that after she met me she did not want to pursue anything. ANYWAYS, the point being that I was mostly done with her.

Lou Bega and I stopped by on Saturday night, and we all played some lame ass games and talked/laughed/whatever since I was only looking at Granola as another girl in the room. This apparently ignited some fires in her girl crotch (Scary Eye's hilariously prudish term for vajayjay), and she asked me out the next day.

So "the next day" was last night. We went to Three Margaritas, then drove around Tempe a little bit (tempe marketplace, dutch bros. coffee, petsmart) and headed back to her place. I had decided that she was going to have to win ME over, so I was just sort of shooting the shit all night long. I think that my hard to get bullshit is totally working her over, since she claims that all guys normally love her. She is the type that attracts extraordinarily weird dudes who profess undying love and threaten to kill themselves and say that they are going to marry her after one date. She also claims that she is really good in bed, which is intriguing, but unconsequential. So whatever. I guess that Scary Spice has told her that I only think she is cute, and since I won't ever commit to dates with her (I always tell her that I'll have to call her the day of, because I'm not sure yet), she is just like driven crazy.

Anywho, I forgot what else I was going to say, but I'd like to mention that Raerae is single now. An entry on her later, I think.


"Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign"

"What Is Love"
Haddaway